| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch." |
Computer helpline? |
| Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more. Repairman: What did you clean it with? Customer: Soap and water. Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water? Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer! |
| Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug! |
| Did you hear about the monkey who left bits of his lunch all over the computer? His dad went bananas. |
| Does the school computer have a brother? No, but it's got lots of tran-sisters. |
| Excuse me, this computer has a cake instead of a plug. Yes, sir, it's a currant bun. |
| Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling. |
| How did you get so good at computers? I went to night school. |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers. |
Monday, October 19, 2009
juz for fun..!!!
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